Alanis Morissette Knows What Life Is - Full of Ironies

Alanis Morissette - Ironic



An old man turned ninety-eight

He won a lottery and died the next day

It"s a black fly in your Chardonnay

It"s a death row pardon two minutes too late

Isn"t it ironic ... don"t you think



It"s like rain on your wedding day

It"s a free ride when you"ve already paid

It"s the good advice that you just didn"t take

Who would have thought ... it figures



Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly

He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye

He waited his whole damn life to take that flight

And as the plane crashed down he thought

"Well isn"t this nice ..."

And isn"t it ironic ... don"t you think



It"s like rain on your wedding day

It"s a free ride when you"ve already paid

It"s the good advice that you just didn"t take

Who would have thought ... it figures



Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you

When you think everything"s okay and everything"s going right

And life has a funny way of helping you out when

You think everything"s gone wrong and everything blows up

In your face



A traffic jam when you"re already late

A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break

It"s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife

It"s meeting the man of dreams

And then meeting his beautiful wife

And isn"t it ironic ... don"t you think

A little too ironic ... and yeah I really do think ...



It"s like rain on your wedding day

It"s a free ride when you"ve already paid

It"s the good advice that you just didn"t take

Who would have thought ... it figures



Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you

Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out